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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:20
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Still no good